eelpatrickharris:

sheepthief:

toobertpoondert:

eelpatrickharris:

it’s time to get….. nsfw

This post gives me anxiety

i absolutely hate this. have a terrible day

funereal-disease:

theweegeemeister:

Some people: Pokemon have to have good lore and an interesting naming scheme for me to like them. They can’t just be some stupid, slapped together design! It has to be well thought out and deep.

My dumb ass: I love Whiscash because it’s a catfish with whiskers. That’s why its called Whiscash. It also has a w on his forehead. The w stands for Whiscash :-)

my husband says that Whiscash “looks like he wants to make you pancakes” and honestly that’s just the tea 

seccasaurus:

tilthat:

TIL that the hoatzin is the last surviving species of a line of birds that diverged from all other birds 64 million years ago, just after the dinosaur extinction event, and that hoatzin chicks have claws on their wings

via reddit.com

Me: okay but how weird could this bird actually be

Oh

Huh

vermouthea:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

captainsnoop:

• Former Gearbox Software lawyer is suing Randy Pitchford for a bunch of reasons, including being a pedophile
• Bowsette Creator Given Trophy By Pixiv And NicoNico For Creating Bowsette
• Alex Jones lost the lawsuit against the Sandy Hook victims’ families and now his company’s financial records are getting busted open 
• Jeff Bezos is getting a divorce without a prenup and is probably going to lose a lot of money
• The 20 Million Dollar Build The Wall GoFundMe got canned, refunded, and the organizer got exposed as a scam artist that has pocketed GoFundMe money before

WE’RE ONLY 11 DAYS IN BABY 

the day is literally not even over and i got something else to add:

• The Mary Sue publishes an interview with Dwayne Johnson claiming that he thinks “snowflake culture” is “taking us backwards,” The Rock responds on Instagram claiming that the interview was completely fabricated.
  

adding this to the post for posterity:

• Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Fake Nude Photos Debunked By Foot Fetishist
  

im going insane

• Toby Fox calls out MatPat for using Undertale as a clickbait crutch and for refusing to source indie games he shows off
  
• Tumblr Blog dedicated to reviewing and insulting McMansions is evidently getting archived by the Library of Congress 

how far back would a time traveler have to go where the response to any one these things would be “what???” instead of a resigned “okay”